I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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