U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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