just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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