I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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