Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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