Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
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New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
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My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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