He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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