I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
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I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
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After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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