He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
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Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
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I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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