The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
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Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
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What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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