I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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