let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
where does the pee come out of this thing
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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