***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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