Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
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Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
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He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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