Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
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I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
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Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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