Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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