Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
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