I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
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just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
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So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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