He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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