i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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