HIV tests are more positive than that guy
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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