you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
she peed on how many people?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
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