Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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