I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
There r osticjed everywhere
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
false alarm, still single
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