I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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