Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Randomize
