so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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