Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
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we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
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his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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