STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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