In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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