The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
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