Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
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No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
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I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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