mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
they need to just BURY HIM!
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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