I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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