Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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