pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
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There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
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You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
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