I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
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