I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Send help, water and tortillas.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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