I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
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She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
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want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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