Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
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If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
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Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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