just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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