i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
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I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
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Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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