so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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