why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
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I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
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He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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