good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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