I'm eating all of the evidence.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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