We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
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When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
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I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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