Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
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you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
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He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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