Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Randomize
