We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
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Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
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DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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