Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
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oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
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There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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