Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I need a burrito and a hug.
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The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
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