i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
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I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
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Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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