Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
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Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
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just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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