I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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