Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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