How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
honey bunches of taint.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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